darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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  • teacher:describe yourself in one word
  • me:done
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tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

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